Things women should never tell.

YOUR FIRST TIME Couples usually tell tales of losing their virginity early in a relationship, so they can gauge how far (or often) the other has come since then. And many men may be happy to hear about it - but only once!

YOUR PAST RELATIONSHIPS
Similarly, observations about past lovers are okay once or twice, but after that, why bring it up again? If they were so special, why didn't you stay with them? Also, don't add up past conquests.

THE STARVING KIDS IN INDIA Or AIDS in Africa, or global warming. Your partner would love to discuss these, but not during a sports programme.

THE FOLLY OF MEN As keen as your observations about male of behaviour are - don't share them. Your partner has first-hand education here, so pointing out male foibles won't lighten the burden of his knowledge.